Thank You, Hollywood P.D. For Ridding the Streets of Filthy Heirheads!

Joy, joy! Cops finally pulled over professional party hooch PARIS HILTON 12:30 a.m. for driving erratically and cuffed the biatch. Cops gave her a field sobriety test, and Paris blew a .08. In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI. The heirhead was arrested and taken to the LAPD Hollywood division, where she was photographed and booked. As per usual, her responsible lil sis NICKY came by with boy toy KEVIN CONNOLLY ("Entourage") to spring Paris. Today she called into the RYAN SEACREST show and said she was starvin' after shooting a music video (in which I'm sure she doesn't sing) and that she had one "margarita" and just wanted an In 'N' Out Burger. Hmm, wonder what the Carl's Jr. folks think of that one!

posted by Roxie @ 5:22 PM